{"id":9625,"date":"2022-01-20T21:41:10","date_gmt":"2022-01-20T20:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/?p=9625"},"modified":"2022-01-20T21:41:10","modified_gmt":"2022-01-20T20:41:10","slug":"lannee-commencait-mal-mais-il-y-a-des-compensations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/lannee-commencait-mal-mais-il-y-a-des-compensations\/","title":{"rendered":"L’ANN\u00c9E COMMEN\u00c7AIT MAL MAIS IL Y A DES COMPENSATIONS!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apr\u00e8s m’\u00eatre fendue d’une aimable inscription des copines \u00e0 un concours de sculptures de Mariannes un peu b\u00eatement \u00e0 leurs insu, quelle n’a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 ma surprise de recevoir gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 un fringant livreur … des paquets cadeaux tout jolis! Chic! Chic!<\/p>\n

Des Zadmirateurs?! Des Zadmiratrices?!<\/p>\n

Vui! \u00c7\u00e0 se passe comme \u00e7\u00e0 \u00e0 Lingua Franca!\u00a0 De vrais zamours toujours!<\/p>\n

Euuuuh … Bon, effectivement c’\u00e9taient de zoulis cadeaux! Mais quand m\u00eame je m’interroge … ils n’\u00e9taient vraiment pas communs quand m\u00eame!<\/p>\n

La premi\u00e8re boite<\/p>\n

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\nQuelle belle pendule!<\/p>\n

Elle donne l’heure exacte o\u00f9 que l’on se trouve mais en plus …<\/p>\n

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\nGr\u00e2ce \u00e0 elle je \u00ab\u00a0p\u00e8te dans la suie\u00a0\u00bb comme on dit! Bon, je suis l\u00e9g\u00e8rement pass\u00e9e par les Urgences de la Clinique de la For\u00eat Nulle parce que le deuxi\u00e8me zouli paquet contenait visiblement un assemblage sp\u00e9cial \u00ab\u00a0R\u00e9daction du Lingua Franca Chronicle\u00a0\u00bb gr\u00e2ce auquel, malgr\u00e9 les contusions multiples, je me suis retrouv\u00e9e envelopp\u00e9e d’un nuage de FlaiseTlagada semi bouillantes sauce Caranougat™\u00ae. Le temps que \u00e7a refroidisse et se fige …un livreur distrait balan\u00e7ait par la porte un troisi\u00e8me colis de fourmis rouges en pleine forme et affam\u00e9es …<\/p>\n

Marci les zadmirateurs et Zadmiratrices!<\/p>\n

Votre Paulette \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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