{"id":9288,"date":"2021-08-13T00:11:45","date_gmt":"2021-08-12T22:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/?p=9288"},"modified":"2021-08-13T00:11:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T22:11:45","slug":"les-blagues-de-sophie-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/les-blagues-de-sophie-2\/","title":{"rendered":"LES BLAGUES DE SOPHIE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Une dame d\u2019un \u00e2ge certain dit \u00e0 son esth\u00e9ticienne :<br>\u2013 J\u2019aimerais que mes rides soient moins apparentes le matin quand je me regarde dans le miroir.<br>\u2013 Dans ce cas, utilisez cette cr\u00e8me, dit l\u2019esth\u00e9ticienne en lui tendant un tube.<br>\u2013 Ah, tr\u00e8s bien. Et je l\u2019applique sur tout le visage ?<br>\u2013 Non, juste sur le miroir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Serait un conseil beaut\u00e9 pour Suzanne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"595\" src=\"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/LFC-SUZANNE-PINCHON-7_001-1024x595.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6953\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/LFC-SUZANNE-PINCHON-7_001-1024x595.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/LFC-SUZANNE-PINCHON-7_001-300x174.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/LFC-SUZANNE-PINCHON-7_001-768x446.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/LFC-SUZANNE-PINCHON-7_001.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Votre Paulette et Sophie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une dame d\u2019un \u00e2ge certain dit \u00e0 son esth\u00e9ticienne :\u2013 J\u2019aimerais que mes rides soient moins apparentes le matin quand je me regarde dans le miroir.\u2013 Dans ce cas, utilisez cette cr\u00e8me, dit l\u2019esth\u00e9ticienne en lui tendant un tube.\u2013 Ah, tr\u00e8s bien. Et je l\u2019applique sur tout le visage ?\u2013 Non, juste sur le miroir&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4786,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blagues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9288"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9289,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9288\/revisions\/9289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}