{"id":431,"date":"2017-03-25T21:24:34","date_gmt":"2017-03-25T20:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/?p=431"},"modified":"2017-03-25T21:24:34","modified_gmt":"2017-03-25T20:24:34","slug":"scandale-a-nouveau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/scandale-a-nouveau\/","title":{"rendered":"SCANDALE A NOUVEAU!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Notre ch\u00e8re Elheana est tomb\u00e9e sur un M\u00e2cheur de Bacca ( d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s les borborygmes qu&rsquo;elle a compris!) et l\u00e0, malgr\u00e9 l&rsquo;aspect plus que patibulaire du monstre, pardon du Visiteur, du Machin&#8230;.songez donc, 2m75 plus de 250 kg et&#8230;.int\u00e9gralement tapiss\u00e9 de moquette \u00e0 poils longs!<br \/>\nVous connaissez notre Elheana, sa gentillesse naturelle a fait son office!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_432\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-432\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-432\" src=\"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/parfaite-adequation-Eco-Compatible-vui.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/parfaite-adequation-Eco-Compatible-vui.png 512w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/parfaite-adequation-Eco-Compatible-vui-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/parfaite-adequation-Eco-Compatible-vui-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-432\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">parfaite ad\u00e9quation Eco Compatible! vui!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>J&rsquo;entends d&rsquo;ici la fameuse Gesture \u00ab\u00a0Mon pauvre ami!\u00a0\u00bb&#8230;.Ni une ni deux elle a fait de son mieux pour le rendre pr\u00e9sentable!<br \/>\nUne \u00e9pilation int\u00e9grale men\u00e9e de main de ma\u00eetresse en moins de temps qu&rsquo;il ne faut pour le dire&#8230;R\u00e9sultat, si vous voyez un humano\u00efde blafard arpenter la sim en cavalant sur ses trois pattes&#8230;( pardon on me dit dans mon oreillette que&#8230;ah euh, comment \u00e7a? c&rsquo;est un bip\u00e8de?! Hein? Kw\u00e2?! Mon dieu&#8230;! M\u00e9pourtant on l&rsquo;a vu avec trois&#8230;c&rsquo;est PAS une troisi\u00e8me patte? M\u00e9m\u00e9m\u00e9m\u00e9 m\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9 euh c&rsquo;est&#8230;OMG&#8230;!)<br \/>\nBref, avis \u00e0 la population soyez TRES prudentes les filles!<br \/>\nNon mais&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notre ch\u00e8re Elheana est tomb\u00e9e sur un M\u00e2cheur de Bacca ( d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s les borborygmes qu&rsquo;elle a compris!) et l\u00e0, malgr\u00e9 l&rsquo;aspect plus que patibulaire du monstre, pardon du Visiteur, du Machin&#8230;.songez donc, 2m75 plus de 250 kg et&#8230;.int\u00e9gralement tapiss\u00e9 de moquette \u00e0 poils longs! Vous connaissez notre Elheana, sa gentillesse naturelle a fait son office!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":432,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rumeurs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":433,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions\/433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}