{"id":2396,"date":"2018-04-01T00:02:24","date_gmt":"2018-03-31T22:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/?p=2396"},"modified":"2018-04-01T00:02:24","modified_gmt":"2018-03-31T22:02:24","slug":"aidez-nous-alain-delco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/aidez-nous-alain-delco\/","title":{"rendered":"AIDEZ NOUS ALAIN DELCO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est P\u00e2ques et&#8230;c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;effroi, la terreur, le d\u00e9sarroi le plus complet!<\/p>\n<p>Alors que vous \u00eates fi\u00e9vreusement occup\u00e9s \u00e0 tenter de cacher un troupeau d&rsquo;\u0153ufs et que votre conjoint ou conjointe (il\/elle) d\u00e9balle fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement quelques uns pour \u00ab\u00a0v\u00e9rifier si la date limite de consommation n&rsquo;est pas arriv\u00e9e \u00e0 expiration\u00a0\u00bb vous voici couverte de sueurs&#8230; anticipant LA question existentielle du jour! Premi\u00e8re question qui en engendrera d&rsquo;encore plus d\u00e9licates voire&#8230;angoissantes! De quoi vous infliger une migraine abominable!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2399\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2399\" style=\"width: 1268px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2399\" src=\"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Snapshot-LINGUA-FRANCA-EASTER-ACCIDENT8_001-Copie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1268\" height=\"945\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Snapshot-LINGUA-FRANCA-EASTER-ACCIDENT8_001-Copie.jpg 1268w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Snapshot-LINGUA-FRANCA-EASTER-ACCIDENT8_001-Copie-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Snapshot-LINGUA-FRANCA-EASTER-ACCIDENT8_001-Copie-768x572.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Snapshot-LINGUA-FRANCA-EASTER-ACCIDENT8_001-Copie-1024x763.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2399\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Migraine en pr\u00e9paration&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Alors mon cher Alain Delco, si dans votre grande mansu\u00e9tude vous pouviez r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 cette fichue question&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-COMMENT DES LAPINS PEUVENT-ILS PONDRE DES \u0152UFS?<\/p>\n<p>A laquelle succ\u00e8dera: \u00ab\u00a0m\u00e9commentlesclochesvolent-elles?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Pour \u00ab\u00a0j\u00e9mang\u00e9tropdechocolat\u00a0\u00bb la r\u00e9ponse se trouvera dans l&rsquo;armoire \u00e0 pharmacie non v\u00e9rrouill\u00e9e&#8230;.et pour le nettoyage s&rsquo;ensuivant, il suffira de tendre la bassine et d&rsquo;appliquer un linge ti\u00e8de sur le bidon malmen\u00e9, plus linge frais sur le front.<\/p>\n<p>Merci d&rsquo;avance mon cher Alain delco pour votre aide! Et tr\u00e8s Joyeuses P\u00e2ques \u00e0 tout le monde!<\/p>\n<p>Votre Paupiette.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est P\u00e2ques et&#8230;c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;effroi, la terreur, le d\u00e9sarroi le plus complet! Alors que vous \u00eates fi\u00e9vreusement occup\u00e9s \u00e0 tenter de cacher un troupeau d&rsquo;\u0153ufs et que votre conjoint ou conjointe (il\/elle) d\u00e9balle fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement quelques uns pour \u00ab\u00a0v\u00e9rifier si la date limite de consommation n&rsquo;est pas arriv\u00e9e \u00e0 expiration\u00a0\u00bb vous voici couverte de sueurs&#8230; anticipant LA&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2398,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2396"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2413,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions\/2413"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.e-unlimited.be\/creaction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}